May 2013
stays3venteen:
TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND
IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF
THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN
AND
I
AINT
FUCKING
SCARED
OF
HIM
guceubcuesu:
Why do rich people always get free shit. Like bitch so what you’re the queen, you have to pay rent
I want a long term relationship.
dhensyndrome:
dhensyndrome:
Not those “it’s been a week, let’s break up because I tasted your dick so many times” relationship. I want those “Happy 50th anniversary babe, let’s go see the doctor because my arthritis is getting worse” relationship.
2.2k notes later and I’m still single.
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
i just threw up
lameborghini:
i think im in love with 23 people from the internet
braydaaan:
if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
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