stays3venteen: TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN AND I AINT FUCKING SCARED OF HIM
guceubcuesu: Why do rich people always get free shit. Like bitch so what you’re the queen, you have to pay rent
I want a long term relationship.
dhensyndrome: dhensyndrome: Not those “it’s been a week, let’s break up because I tasted your dick so many times” relationship. I want those “Happy 50th anniversary babe, let’s go see the doctor because my arthritis is getting worse” relationship. 2.2k notes later and I’m still single.
turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: turnc0at: GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO i just threw up
lameborghini: i think im in love with 23 people from the internet
braydaaan: if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.